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June 2023
Mark Middleton, long-time Clinton aid and Epstien Middleman, was found dead on this ranch. He was discovered in May of 2022, hanging by a rope with a fatal gunshot wound to his chest. No weapon was ever found. The land is associated with the Gates Foundation.
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August 2022
Great place to come to if you want to carry out an assassination and stage it as a suicide! The CIA and the Clintons rate this place 1 gunshot to the chest out of 5!
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June 2022
You simply must sample the Arkancider brewed here by none other than Hillary herself. It'll tickle your Innards and packs a wollop no 12gauge enthusiast would miss. They'll leave you hangin' for more! ------
