Tried to return my movie, but a clown came out of the box, mugged me, and took all my money and the movie. Broke for the 13th time and also have to pay a late fee for the movie unless the clown gives it back.
May 2018
No Red Box here, very disappointing. Instead of a Red Box, it was a squid, and he mugged me. Now I'm broke for the third time. What a shame.