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March 2024 by Luis Angel
came for the government secrets stayed for the donutsVegetarian options: The vegan teacher may take inspirations who knows but the bagels were the bombDietary restrictions: Kosher, halal Muslim all the other stuffParking: I crashed into the pentagon and ran to the Dunkin’ great parkingKid-friendliness: My kid was scared that i was going to jail but it will be fine rightWheelchair accessibility: People tried to escort me but i said i was from the Middle East see what happens
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November 2023 by whenbaconflied
Had to run with my coffee while dodging bullets. Worst experience ever.
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November 2023 by Ethan Green
Food is great the service and atmosphere was not okay these fancy men just kicked me out and people just stare at me.
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November 2023 by Caleb Wanless
A very real restaurant that isn't a secret bunker at
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November 2023 by Destiny_Hawk
The donuts with cream were delicious, and I asked the workers if I could take a look to see how they make them. To my surprise, there were aliens dumping their cream in order to add it to the donuts. Before I could fully take this in, a guy in black with a briefcase asked me for my ID. I didn't know what he was talking about so I just ran out of the shop. Unfortunately, I was shot by a man in black and when I awoke I found myself in a hotel room with my own bed and a very secured door. I had no clothes and my roommate was a naked man with four hands and three eyes.Overall, I was disappointed with my experience at this particular donut shop. The donuts and cream were delicious, but the security measures were extremely intrusive and intimidating. I would recommend this place for its donuts, but warn people to be aware of the security measures taken.
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November 2023 by Seb Sadie
Amazing! Entry was a bit difficult but I managed to eat most of my meal before some serious looking men in fancy dress suits came in and started shouting at me. I think they were excited to see me? They kept saying I’m ‘tres passin’?? I don’t speak French but anywho, they gave me a safe and secure room with a bed, a toilet, with a free gym as well! Staff were a bit pushy and insisted on handcuffs, I think they were a little kinky. Great experience though, would recommend!
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November 2023 by PЯIMΔЯCH PЯIMΣ
When I was here, some guys in fancy suits tried to talk to me. In order to escape them I had to use the precious one ring I stole from Sauron to escape.
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November 2023 by Beau
Very bad. I just wanted my cake-batter iced latte, and the men in the suits came up to me and held up a metal stick to my face that flashed, and now I woke up on the side of the freeway! Very dangerous!!
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November 2023 by Zakk Fuhlbrick
It was really fancy in there, not a fan of all the security checkpoints though. Pretty good experience all in all.
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November 2023 by Alaina Darling
Very nice, restaurant smelled like feet...but america runs on dunkin sooooo.
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September 2023 by Oscar Diprose
Amazing experience couple people in green full body suits that where 9' tall but they where all
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September 2023 by Y Tt
Good american hotdog. Although I was harrased by a goonship of men in black.
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August 2023 by Mariia Volkova
Now I have a goal to eat in Pentagon Dunkin as a true masshole :)
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August 2023 by Mr Scamdium
Food was excellent as well as the service, Although I don't know why but the cashier at the front desk reminded me of JFK for an unknown reason, I also constantly felt like I was being watched and all of the employees and even the customers were wearing suits and held suitcases next to themalso I think I saw Weird Al Yankovic eat there
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August 2023 by Philip Gamer
I was eating my food and it was really good but there were like five people in some funny costumes and then i got shoved out of the courtyard which was pretty rude but it was ok, I also found some paper that had something on it and i think it said classified but i used that to draw on because i was bored i also think it said something about aliens but i wasn't paying attention. overall the donuts are pretty good but the other people ordering are kind of rude 7/10 (also some of them are wearing fully green body suits so like weird) . pretty good though.