“Listen people, this is simply the best bloomin' hardware store in town. They got: bolts, nuts, washers, paints, brushes, gravels, stones, rocks, pasties, hats, lotions [utter balms?], grills, chainsaws, saws, chains, coins, nickels, dimes, nails, screws, screwless nails, caulk, concrete, plants, pvc, cbt, snow chains, snow balls, ball bearings, ball-less bearings, and beautiful clerks.This is simply put: this is the best hardware store there is. This is it. Jackpot”
“Good old-fashioned mom & pops hardware store, friendly service, and had what I needed. They will also order many things they don't normally stock to get you what you need, so just ask!”
“Listen people, this is simply the best bloomin' hardware store in town. They got: bolts, nuts, washers, paints, brushes, gravels, stones, rocks, pasties, hats, lotions [utter balms?], grills, chainsaws, saws, chains, coins, nickels, dimes, nails, screws, screwless nails, caulk, concrete, plants, pvc, cbt, snow chains, snow balls, ball bearings, ball-less bearings, and beautiful clerks.This is simply put: this is the best hardware store there is. This is it. Jackpot”