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February 2025 by Martin Webster
I made the mistake of stopping in Jeff Town, and I regret every second of it. Everyone there looks exactly the same—same face, same haircut, same dead-eyed stare. No one talks. No one moves unless they have to. It feels like stepping into some eerie alternate dimension where individuality was outlawed.
I stopped at Jeff Mart, hoping to grab a snack or at least see some sign of normal human behavior. Nope. The cashier, another Jeff, just stood there, staring at me. No greeting, no acknowledgment, just… watching. The shelves were stocked, but I didn’t see a single person shopping. It was like the whole store existed just to be there.
I left quickly and drove down Jeff Lane, hoping to shake the uneasy feeling. Bad idea. Every house looked identical, with identical cars in the identical driveways. And the Jeffs? They were standing in their yards, watching. No phones, no conversations, just rows of Jeffs, tracking my car as I drove past.
The place is terrifying. I don’t know what’s going on in Jeff Town, but I never want to find out. If you’re thinking of visiting—don’t. Just don’t.
5 stars due to fear of reprisals
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September 2024 by J
Good selection of pizza available ready to go or they will make a whole pizza. Other deli food is edible nothing to rave about. Staff is not friendly. Gas prices are above average price. Menu order food prices are extremely high. All other food and drinks are high but to be expected at a gas station.
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April 2024 by Ryan DuVal
I took my friend Jeff here for his birthday. Boy did we have a time. You know what they say, what happens in Jeff Mart…is known by all 175 residents of Jeff. Get your head out of the gutter, we played dominoes in the bathroom and pounded Code Red. You could say we paid our mountain dues.
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January 2024 by Scott Stacy
Top 5 Gas stations that I've been to....Great hometown people
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July 2023 by diamic parot
jeff mart in jeff ky approved
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March 2023 by Eleanor Taylor Wordlaw (Unique)
Friendly
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October 2022 by Josh
Good selection of pizza available ready to go or they will make a whole pizza. other deli food is ok. one of the only places that have several slushie flavors and shocker that you can add. gas prices, drink and food prices are higher than average.
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July 2022 by Eleanor Wordlaw
Friendly
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June 2022 by Sam Robertson
Fix you bathroom. P went around the side.
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May 2022 by John
Good selection of pizza available ready to go or they will make a whole pizza. other deli food is ok. one of the only places that have several slushie flavors and shocker that you can add. gas prices, drink and food prices are higher than average.
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March 2022 by J Mac
I've never even been here. Saw it on TikTok and I just respect the person who put up the profile picture 👍
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September 2021 by Jeff Steidl
A store named Jeff, in a town named Jeff, reviewed by a guy named Jeff! What more could you ask for! This is the best Jeffmart in the US, hands down. Just don't go in there expecting them to sell you a Jeff, because unless you are named Jeff, you'll just have to settle for a Steak sandwich. 5 out of 5 Jeffs recommend this place!
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September 2021 by Jamie Macdonald
I've never even been here. Saw it on TikTok and I just respect the person who put up the profile picture ?
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September 2021 by Nathan L
His names Jeff
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September 2021 by Willy G.
I've heard they have good pizza. "My name Jeff". That is all. Or maybe not, Yelp wans me to keep typing.
