Urban Pirates in Baltimore offers a fun and engaging pirate-themed cruise experience on the Inner Harbor. Operating since 2008, the business is owned by Cara Joyce, who was inspired by her children’s love for pirates and her enjoyment of gatherings with friends. The cruises are suitable for all ages and feature lively crews that bring energy, humor, and pirate spirit to every trip. Visitors can enjoy stories, music, dancing, and games while cruising past historic ships such as the USCGC Taney, USS Torsk, and USS Constellation, with beautiful harbor views. Guests appreciate the friendly and entertaining crew, with standout moments including fun bits and games, and the ability to bring their own drinks and snacks aboard. The experience is described as a “swashbuckling good time” and a great activity for celebrations like birthdays. The crew is known for making sure everyone has a good time, with some reviews highlighting the humor, energy, and quick response to any “pirate attacks.” Overall, Urban Pirates offers a unique, kitschy, and memorable adventure that combines fun, history, and a lively atmosphere for families, friends, and tourists looking for a different way to enjoy Baltimore’s harbor.
BYOG Cruise was an absolutely amazing experience 10/10. We were celebrating a birthday and it was the perfect activity in the harbor! Bill and Ann absolutely kill it out there and make sure everyone is having a good time!
September 2025
It's a fun kitschy thing to do. Went with a small group and we had a lot of fun. Clearly the more you buy into the gimmick the better. Also it's BYOB so bring more than you think so you can share.
September 2025
Amazing adventure for the kids. Great staff. Highly recommended