“Many of you (my loyal followers) now know me to speak rather eloquently in terms of my debatably suggestive allegory through the vicarious visage that exists in Slobert S. Now that I have cleared the air let me first and foremost say that it may not be top quality food or drink, however, any patron of the establishment is not expecting so. Many of you may be asking right now, "But Slobert, what qualifies a gas station/convenience store as superior to the others?!?" The answer is simple, selection and customer service. This store is a centerpiece of the greater Lexington community and on any given Friday or Saturday night, groves of local heroin addicts are attracted to this establishment like moths to light. Do not, however, mistake my claims as complaints of any homogenous form. The crowds Cumberland Farms attracts only adds to the overall community oriented atmosphere. There is a magnitude of foods to choose from including candy, baked goods and drinks. It is unnecessary for me to elaborate further on the immense variety that thrives in this environment. This establishment is the kind where I can go in and be 24 cents short on my pack of menthols and the cashier will still sauce the pack my way, in other words the kind of place I like to make further business transactions with. In summary, I thoroughly enjoy the general atmosphere created here and find the selection of goods highly satisfactory and will suit anyone's needs. In terms of gas my opinion is scarce, price is not ridiculous, but could be lower. Every experience here is unique and your objective and wildest dreams will always be fulfilled.”
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“Many of you (my loyal followers) now know me to speak rather eloquently in terms of my debatably suggestive allegory through the vicarious visage that exists in Slobert S. Now that I have cleared the air let me first and foremost say that it may not be top quality food or drink, however, any patron of the establishment is not expecting so. Many of you may be asking right now, "But Slobert, what qualifies a gas station/convenience store as superior to the others?!?" The answer is simple, selection and customer service. This store is a centerpiece of the greater Lexington community and on any given Friday or Saturday night, groves of local heroin addicts are attracted to this establishment like moths to light. Do not, however, mistake my claims as complaints of any homogenous form. The crowds Cumberland Farms attracts only adds to the overall community oriented atmosphere. There is a magnitude of foods to choose from including candy, baked goods and drinks. It is unnecessary for me to elaborate further on the immense variety that thrives in this environment. This establishment is the kind where I can go in and be 24 cents short on my pack of menthols and the cashier will still sauce the pack my way, in other words the kind of place I like to make further business transactions with. In summary, I thoroughly enjoy the general atmosphere created here and find the selection of goods highly satisfactory and will suit anyone's needs. In terms of gas my opinion is scarce, price is not ridiculous, but could be lower. Every experience here is unique and your objective and wildest dreams will always be fulfilled.”