I saw this dude that's been stuck in the field since 2012 and I decided against helping him. Another time I was walking through and saw a man get torn apart by the onion gnomes, 10/10 would come back.
June 2025
Dude you'll never see a farm like this one right here! I don't think the harvest could possibly be more bountiful nor could you find sacrilege in this rite. The flesh fertilizes and the oats grow
December 2021
So succulent so wonderful I’ve never had better onions in my life so round so beautiful I’ll go back over and over again for years to come.
