“We received a ham for aChristmas gift from your place. The label has absolutely no information on it. Weight would be very helpful for reheating purposes and/or heating instructions. You people may know that, but the vast majority of people do not. Please consider adding such information on the label.”
“Bought some good teriyaki jerky and made myself a manly version of a charcuterie board. Ritz crackers, extra sharp cheese, and jerky. Maybe next time I'll be manlier and sub the crackers and cheese with a jack and coke. Bet that goes great with this jerky.”