“I just moved here and checked out this boutique the other day. A young lady helped me pick out the best clothes. I’m just admiring myself in these jeans and had to leave a review. I’m a size 12-14 and they had tons of options. Plus I got four whole outfits for a little over $100. You’ll be seeing me again soon guys!”
“Don’t get me wrong, the staff are all very nice... TOO NICE, PLEASE STEP OFF. I come to peruse and imagine I can actually afford the clothes, and I have someone down my throat the whole time. When I’m in the dressing room too, like what? GO AWAY. Very nice though, just doing their job lol.”