“Best Strip Joint in town. The Body Shop is just that, Bodies. A better name would have been The Shoe Store. Cuz that's all they had on. No Cover Charge & Drinks are Free. Flash Light Fredies Matinee Mon. - Fri. 1-5. Free Flash Lights at the door!!! SUNDAY Morning Sermons featuing Reverend Jim. Sunday School to follow. With 3, count em 3, Confessional Booths to wash away the weeks Transgressions. With a Potluck Dinner after 4pm to make it a real Family Outing. PIN the Tail on the Donky for the kids with Participation Trophies for all. NOW HIRING”
“Shoney’s did an amazing job replacing my damaged windshield & working with my insurance company. They always take great care of me. Will definitely be back!”