“The Kirksville post office is honestly one of the few places left on Earth where somebody can scan 47 packages, answer three questions, hand a guy his mail, and still tell you to have a nice day without looking like they’re planning their escape into the woods.
The ladies up there are FAST. You get in line thinking, “Well, this is my life now,” and suddenly you’re back outside holding a receipt you don’t even remember receiving.
Also shoutout to the post office for maintaining the ancient American tradition of making me panic every single time I mail something important. Nothing builds character like watching your package disappear behind the counter and whispering, “Godspeed, little box.”
5 stars. Efficient. Friendly. Mild emotional suspense. Very patriotic.”
“The Kirksville post office is honestly one of the few places left on Earth where somebody can scan 47 packages, answer three questions, hand a guy his mail, and still tell you to have a nice day without looking like they’re planning their escape into the woods.
The ladies up there are FAST. You get in line thinking, “Well, this is my life now,” and suddenly you’re back outside holding a receipt you don’t even remember receiving.
Also shoutout to the post office for maintaining the ancient American tradition of making me panic every single time I mail something important. Nothing builds character like watching your package disappear behind the counter and whispering, “Godspeed, little box.”
5 stars. Efficient. Friendly. Mild emotional suspense. Very patriotic.”