Dollar Stores near Neelyville, MO

“Exciting revelation; the store carries liquor! The D.G. has a liquor license. Nicely stocked with curteous female staff, in addition to having a large variety for foods, toiletries and all other OTC's, the spirits put this isolated location over the top in access to necessary daily living requirements !”

“Adam Sandler's doppelganger used to work at this particular Dollar General. This man looked just like Adam Sandler so he would cause a ruckus until during casual conversation with who I thought was the actual Adam Sandler, I learned he wasn't and it was actually quite inconvenient for him that he looked like the celebrity. He was in luck, because I just happened to have in my possession that very day a hat with special properties... The hat was called 'bregða'. Now, bregða changes the appearance of the wearer to look like someone else or occasionally something else. This has its own hurdles.

The store isn't the same without Adam Sandler's doppelganger, it does have everything you'd expect a DG to have and it's well kept.”