“Five Below is the perfect place to go if you want to feel like a millionaire. You can buy five items for five dollars, which means you can buy 100 items for 100 dollars! It’s like a shopping spree without the guilt of overspending. The only downside is that you will overspend and you might end up with 100 items you don’t need, but hey, at least you’ll have a lot of stuff to donate to charity.Edit:It has been brought to my attention again and again that I didn’t mention the Beyond section. That’s because I’ve never been in that section. I would advise you to stay away from it as well. I mean if you plan on sending your kids to college. If not, then please, I encourage you cross into the beyond. Make sure to document your journey. No, not for posterity. But instead so the rest of us commoners know what it’s like to live in the 1%.”
“Five Below is the perfect place to go if you want to feel like a millionaire. You can buy five items for five dollars, which means you can buy 100 items for 100 dollars! It’s like a shopping spree without the guilt of overspending. The only downside is that you will overspend and you might end up with 100 items you don’t need, but hey, at least you’ll have a lot of stuff to donate to charity.Edit:It has been brought to my attention again and again that I didn’t mention the Beyond section. That’s because I’ve never been in that section. I would advise you to stay away from it as well. I mean if you plan on sending your kids to college. If not, then please, I encourage you cross into the beyond. Make sure to document your journey. No, not for posterity. But instead so the rest of us commoners know what it’s like to live in the 1%.”