“Alright. So all you've seen so far is the same Joshua Tree and cactuses for the past 100 miles. Then this rusted giant of an alien stands, inviting you in, to secret research center. The Lady behind the counter, has been there since the beginning. Always super friendly. Buy something expensive, because sure that online retailer has it too, but this is the Research Center.”
Gift Shops
“Alright. So all you've seen so far is the same Joshua Tree and cactuses for the past 100 miles. Then this rusted giant of an alien stands, inviting you in, to secret research center. The Lady behind the counter, has been there since the beginning. Always super friendly. Buy something expensive, because sure that online retailer has it too, but this is the Research Center.”