“For a small price of 50$, they agreed to ship me to New York in a comfortable crate with air conditioning, and room service. I arrived without questions asked. I love our postal system. Why fly when you can be shipped in a box for a quarter of the price? I have to figure out how to get home now.”
Post Offices
“For a small price of 50$, they agreed to ship me to New York in a comfortable crate with air conditioning, and room service. I arrived without questions asked. I love our postal system. Why fly when you can be shipped in a box for a quarter of the price? I have to figure out how to get home now.”