“….My life was without meaning; I was stuck between menial jobs such as delivering rubber dog doo and licking the print off old newspapers to recycle them…I was hopelessly roaming the Earth when my tummy began to rumble…And then it hit me--Not an epiphany, rather I walked *right* into the sign while I was staring at my phone; When I came to? I saw words that would forever change my life: “Store Cooked Roast Beef.”…I wandered in to find a cornucopia of meaty deliciousness; Indeed, it was nothing short of Disneyworld for carnivores! I suddenly found the confidence in myself to bite the head off a vegetarian, walk to the counter and order a sandwich…….Miss Karen made me the most yummiest sandwich *ever!!!!* I swear it was made with pure magic and joy…After 3-bites? My life had meaning again! I enrolled in college and breezed through undergrad plus grad school in 9-weeks, became a successful administrator and now am working on my doctoral thesis….! My only complaint? They *always* sell out of their roasted gnu stew-But their chili *rocks!* I would give this place a *sixth* star if Google would let me!”
Meat Shops
“….My life was without meaning; I was stuck between menial jobs such as delivering rubber dog doo and licking the print off old newspapers to recycle them…I was hopelessly roaming the Earth when my tummy began to rumble…And then it hit me--Not an epiphany, rather I walked *right* into the sign while I was staring at my phone; When I came to? I saw words that would forever change my life: “Store Cooked Roast Beef.”…I wandered in to find a cornucopia of meaty deliciousness; Indeed, it was nothing short of Disneyworld for carnivores! I suddenly found the confidence in myself to bite the head off a vegetarian, walk to the counter and order a sandwich…….Miss Karen made me the most yummiest sandwich *ever!!!!* I swear it was made with pure magic and joy…After 3-bites? My life had meaning again! I enrolled in college and breezed through undergrad plus grad school in 9-weeks, became a successful administrator and now am working on my doctoral thesis….! My only complaint? They *always* sell out of their roasted gnu stew-But their chili *rocks!* I would give this place a *sixth* star if Google would let me!”