i'll be here playing canasta on my phone and eating decaf vanilla late pancakes with one of those plastic shovels kids use at the beach
August 2020
Don’t disturb the monkey on top of the coffee dispenser thing - he’s very focused and can be wildly temperamental when provoked. He tells some crazy jokes, however
July 2020
Buy yourself a fistful of coffee grounds and then build up a whole mouthful of spit and then throw in the coffee grounds, chew for a bit, then swallow. Rinse and repeat.