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August 2022 by 123AshleyT123
I hosted a yoga retreat here for 12 people and it is hard to even find the words to describe how incredible of an experience Helen and Joe made our stay. Their hospitality is unmatched! Everything from the spotlessly clean and fully-stocked accommodations to the delicious and wholesome homemade meals was perfection. Look no further and book your stay at the MAGICAL Soma Ranch!!
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July 2022 by 553sherinab
Seen a sign for there Ranch, and was curious about all they offered. So myself and kids drove over to check it out. Upon arrival we noticed 2 builds. So I decided to drive up to the building on the left. It looked like a welcome center/ gift shop. Once we exited our car, and walked up to the building. We noticed it was closed. So we were heading back to our car, and my kids noticed a few horses to the left of the build. They said mom can we pet the horse. I said yes, and we proceeded over to the fence. We were there maybe a min. All of a sudden one of the horses started acting like it was crazy…. It started ramming itself into the gate, and biting in the chain that heals the door shut. It scared my kids so bad that they screamed, and ran back to the car. As we were interning out vehicle. The owners cam out of the other building going cray. Telling us we’re trespassing, and that this is private property. That we had to leave. I tried to tell the lady. That we came to talk to them about there ranch, but she wasn’t having it. She just kept saying I was messing with her horses. I told here the kids just wanted to pet the horses real quick. She was just like leave my property, and make sure you don’t drive on my grass…. Wtf just really happened there. Avoid this place at all cause.
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May 2022 by Margaret K.
For a place that advertises "healthy body, mind and spirit", you would hope that their black SUV with their name across their back window would not be running you off the road/speeding up when you have your blinker on to get over to the gas station. That's not really practicing what they preach so beware.
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February 2020 by Karla Smith
Great Comfort, Texas hospitality beyond the beyond! Helen and Joe are the best!
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February 2020 by Erin Curren
I loved it ALL: The food lovingly and expertly prepared by Joe, the hospitality, warmth, weather, comfort, aesthetic, attention to details, the quality of Nia instruction & Nia wisdom that only
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February 2020 by Kim Brand
A peaceful and serene piece of Texas heaven. Soma Ranch is a delightful venue for any health and spiritual retreat. It’s wonderful to spend a week at a place that contains everything you need - a place to sleep, provided meals, a refreshing and rejuvenating swimming pool and sauna all in a pastoral setting with donkeys and horses. Helen and Joe are wonderful hosts, making it easy to settle in and tune into learning, relaxation, and self care. Thank you for an amazing week!
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January 2020 by Katie O.
Stayed here for a wedding (this was the location that was used to house the entire bridal party). This place felt just like home. Owner left treats and made sure we had everything we needed. It's on a beautiful piece of land. There's a hot tub, sauna and pool. The owner is so kind and was generous enough to let us stay past the check out time so we could get ready for the wedding. Highly recommend!!
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January 2020 by Chris D.
What a peaceful location and Helen Terry has the most marvelous Nia dance studio. Nia is wonderful exercise. You get to move to the music and use your entire body. I highly recommend it.
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December 2019 by Ildikó Barankovics
Amazing place with amazing people!
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November 2019 by Jule Aguirre
Soma Ranch is a precious jewel deep in the heart of Texas!!! Just north of Houston, this retreat center has something for all of your senses! The scenery is healing and ignites a grounded, full, deep breathe entering the gates with beautiful green pastures and happy horses and donkeys grazing. Joe and Helen Terry have created an atmosphere of comfort, relaxation, peace, and amazing community in all of the spaces at Soma Ranch.....from the ranch house, to the dorms, the pool and jacuzzi area, and the phenomenal studio....wherever you go at Soma Ranch, you will find yourself nurtured and blissed. Joe is simply amazing with his attention to detail and care of the guests, preparing exquisite meals that are healthy and delicious. Eating his conscious culinary creations, my body felt great! The sweet silence of nature provided an environment ripe for introspection, peace, and connection with others staying at the ranch.
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November 2019 by Adelle Brownlee Brewer
A sensation of 'ahhhhhhh'... that is what I feel when I'm experiencing the magic of Soma Ranch!
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November 2019 by Joanie Brooks
Soma Ranch is a beautiful piece of Texas!! The Ranch's accommodations are world class and the food...well I cannot express how wonderful the food is!! Not to mention chef Joe Terry!! He has a wonderful sense of humor along with his artistic flair for cooking. Helen Terry is an amazing hostess and ensures that all needs are met. Thank you!! I have stayed as a guest attending several events, as well as having my Nia FreeDance training at the Ranch this month of October. The studio is beautiful, peaceful and gorgeous. If you are considering a retreat/training, the Ranch is a perfect place! Big shout out!!!
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November 2019 by Robert McMinn
The Terrys are wonderful hosts! I really enjoyed the serene surroundings, beauty of nature and lovely rooms. The porch swing overlooks green pastures with friendly rescue donkeys and horses. The ozonated pool, inferred sauna, and large hot tub in addition to the massage cottage were a fabulous bonus! The house and buildings are clean and comfortable, perfectly rustic with all the modern amenities. The property is elegant, secluded and peaceful. I was there for a training/retreat, but Soma Ranch would also be perfect for a family reunion, girls getaway or retreat!
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March 2019 by Cynthia Roe
A slice of paradise. So serene and beautiful - I loved sipping my morning coffee while rocking on the front porch, listening to the birds and watching the donkeys greet the day. Bedrooms are warm, welcoming and immaculate. Hanging out in the sauna, swimming in the pool, then soaking in the hot tub - a great way to get a deep night's sleep. Fabulous retreat center for family reunions, yoga or dance retreats. The spectacular large dance studio boasts pristine wood floors, a great sound system, a wall of windows looking out into the green fields and a wall of mirrors.
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March 2019 by Marcus Johnson
Our fraternity chapter recently held a planning retreat this past weekend! Great place and amenities. The peace and seclusion are everything. Soma Ranch is the ideal place for small gatherings....hope we are there again soon.
