“I would prefer whatever it is to be Red. I may not have a head. I will laugh and laugh when my mom’s family tries to figure out how to have an open casket funeral when I have no head. Additionally, the funny stupid people can laugh and laugh when my dad races around town getting free coffee asking all the baristas for sympathy and “his free coffee”. And if someone could take my phone post mortem and text my family and friends that’s it’s “really hot in hell” I would appreciate it.”
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“I would prefer whatever it is to be Red. I may not have a head. I will laugh and laugh when my mom’s family tries to figure out how to have an open casket funeral when I have no head. Additionally, the funny stupid people can laugh and laugh when my dad races around town getting free coffee asking all the baristas for sympathy and “his free coffee”. And if someone could take my phone post mortem and text my family and friends that’s it’s “really hot in hell” I would appreciate it.”