“Y'all be cuttin'? Well mosy on down to this haberdashery of Stihl goodness. Y'all talk to Rebecca (the local Stihl queen) for all yer cuttin' needs. She's so knowledgeable it'll stop yer clock, guaranteed. Her consult got me a Stihl MS400c that oughta include warnings for being a light saber, cuz it slices through huge logs without a moment's pause. Just lay on the throttle and let the chain do the work. Rebecca even set me up with the biggest bar and chain available without no fuss. She's a snag-fallin' angel. No more will I have to settle for the anemia of small saws takin' forever to drop a big ole snag. No more will it take me forever to buck up a winter's worth of rounds to heat the ole homestead. No more will I have to check my phone in the middle of making a cut, 'cuz it's taking forever. I got the power of the Jedi in my quiver now, all thanks to Rebecca at this quaint Ace shop. Y'all get in there if'n you got organic spires to tame.”
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“Y'all be cuttin'? Well mosy on down to this haberdashery of Stihl goodness. Y'all talk to Rebecca (the local Stihl queen) for all yer cuttin' needs. She's so knowledgeable it'll stop yer clock, guaranteed. Her consult got me a Stihl MS400c that oughta include warnings for being a light saber, cuz it slices through huge logs without a moment's pause. Just lay on the throttle and let the chain do the work. Rebecca even set me up with the biggest bar and chain available without no fuss. She's a snag-fallin' angel. No more will I have to settle for the anemia of small saws takin' forever to drop a big ole snag. No more will it take me forever to buck up a winter's worth of rounds to heat the ole homestead. No more will I have to check my phone in the middle of making a cut, 'cuz it's taking forever. I got the power of the Jedi in my quiver now, all thanks to Rebecca at this quaint Ace shop. Y'all get in there if'n you got organic spires to tame.”