What's the concept? What's the angle? How can we accurately and humorously get the point across without using too many swear words or making an immature joke? Those are the questions we usually ask ourselves when starting to write a review. And there's always an answer. Every restaurant has some sort of dining version of an Aesop's fable to tell. But Giant isn't every restaurant, so let's get straight to the facts: Giant is an American restaurant, it's f*cking excellent, and you need to eat here.