“Welcome to North Vernon’s finest retail experience: the only Walmart Supercenter in the world with just one door. That’s right, one single, solitary portal to consumer paradise. Forget revolving doors or multiple entrances. Here, you enter like you’re stepping into a secret society… or a very exclusive club that’s just a little lazy with logistics.
This place is basically the Mall of Jennings County, but without the food court, fancy fountains, or endless parking lots. Need groceries, clothes, electronics, and possibly a new pair of socks? It’s all here, under one roof and behind one door that everyone uses at the same damn time.
Pro tip: If you’re trying to make a quick getaway during the holiday rush, good luck. You’ll be wedged in line with at least three entire soccer teams, a herd of toddlers, and the guy who always buys 27 packs of gum.
But hey, the staff are champs, the prices are solid, and you can find everything from fishing poles to frozen pizzas without leaving your car (thanks curbside pickup). Plus, the ambiance is authentically small-town chaotic, with a side of “did someone just set off the fire alarm?”
So buckle up, bring your patience, and enjoy the North Vernon Walmart experience. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and it’s definitely one for the books.
Five stars, because there’s really no competition within a 50-mile radius.”
“Great local store for all of your needs. I can find clothes, folding chairs, tools, animal food/feed, and all kinds of other cool stuff for any need. Check them out because ya never know what you might need and not know it until you see it”