“I am not a crook. I was righteously incensed, as I was required to leave my wife's bag at the checkout and stay between there and the refrigerator, while she got a gallon of milk for our Kittaan. (We may use two a day, between the three of us.) I was asked to also leave my bag, when I told the youngster that it is not a bag but a litter. She said that people like us (maybe "you people" was the choice of wording) should not bring our pets, inside. I let her know that this six-month-old, male, long-haired, tabby cat was more human than she. Justifiable indignation is not enough for us, anymore. We'll define honor among thieves and enforce it. We are superdork. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. Word is born.”
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“I am not a crook. I was righteously incensed, as I was required to leave my wife's bag at the checkout and stay between there and the refrigerator, while she got a gallon of milk for our Kittaan. (We may use two a day, between the three of us.) I was asked to also leave my bag, when I told the youngster that it is not a bag but a litter. She said that people like us (maybe "you people" was the choice of wording) should not bring our pets, inside. I let her know that this six-month-old, male, long-haired, tabby cat was more human than she. Justifiable indignation is not enough for us, anymore. We'll define honor among thieves and enforce it. We are superdork. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. Word is born.”