Discount Stores near East Bethel, MN

“After shopping and checking out, my girlfriend and I forgot to grab the bathroom mat (main purpose of our trip)! I called the store and the worker Gary recognized me and held it until I was able to come back. He was beyond helpful and professional! Will absolutely come back again!”

“The code red here is absolutely dashing! I see why the Prophet likes to frequent this fine establishment. Really makes me feel at home whenever I'm here, especially how all the employees are wearing only the finest traditional Agarthan robes. I can sense the frequencies between the aisles and can tell your defences against the 5g rays and fluoride are up to date according to Agarthan OSHA Regulations. If I could rate this place a secret 6th star I would, but I think you have enough stars in this structure to light up the whole Agarthan sky on MD Day. May you have a blessed day and always remember the Great One sees all and he sees the work you have done. Live long and prosper my fellow Star Children.

p.s. I swear I seen in the bathroom a portal to the enchanted forest, an old man with a funny little mustache offered me pastries but I declined them, not falling for that one again! But just thought you might want to be aware that there is something up with that bathroom and it should probably be checked. I didn't get any readings of 5g or fluoride as I was sitting upon your throne but I don't think you want your customers, or employees for that matter, accidentally slipping in and being transported to the middle of the enchanted forest. Maybe put up a do not slip sign, that might fix that problem.

Edit 1: this place, it has something about it, something makes me come back here all the time. Today I visited 7 times, all at different times of the day, I don't even remember getting in my choice of transportation and engaging my way to here. This place, it pulls you in, almost like once you acknowledge it, it has you in its grasps. But those grasps are oddly calming and familiar, like the feeling of being held by one's mother, a sense of belonging that I've long forgotten. Dollar General, I will be back once the sun dawns another day on the land, I thirst for your warm and loving embrace, a thirst I must hold till morn' when your mechanical arms of glass and steel open once more beckoning me inside. I cannot resist. No one can resist.”

“They always have everything we need at a great price. Great service and the store is always neat and clean with lots of room to move around in. Thank you to the whole staff. ?”

“Marshall is my go to. place ti shop. I can find all kinds of nifty and great items there.
I actually walk through all of the departments. Clothes, dog ? items, hair and face products etc”

“I was checked out by Jeff. I bought some makeup and dog treats. He was so sweet and funny definitely needs some praise or recognition. Definitely coming back if I need anything from dollar general again.”

“I enjoy coming to this store. I know where everything is and seems like they always have it stocked. The people that work here our super helpful and always ask how my day is. I love friendly and nice environment! Only thing I notice is sometimes there will be long lines and 1 worker but it be like that somedays. Over all good place”

“They got everything you need for your kitchen bathroom medicine cabinet etc. Very good deals and have some name brand items. And the staff is very nice and helpful.”