“Dollar Tree offers a wide variety of assorted snacking implements and low cost cold remedies that provide extradimensional support to those drifting the multiversal nexus of our transmodern era. An at home marijuana testing kit or pregnancy test for $1. 25? Just call it a dollar, and keep the quarter, kid. Is there a God? Pee on this stick and find out. Get some warheads laffy and a pickle, and count your lucky stars you ain't like none of them hussies pumping out lactose free at the Blossoman YMCA.”
“I go to Greers just about everyday. Very nice staff. I do like their new shelf tags. Just a FYI to management, there could be a lot more room for more choices IF you'd like to see how I, that was once a Regional Manager for a unnamed huge grocery store, I would be willing and happy to help. I'm an old fashioned person. I buy my gas at the same place, groceries same place, hardware store, etc, etc. The beauty is you support the smaller stores, and everyone knows you by name. Can't get that personal touch at the big box stores.”