“Gas? Goody. Fill your tank. Squirt gas in your fuel hole. Real hard. Dillon's fuel center has fuel pumps that are not made of plywood or Styrofoam. The gas is not watered down with breastmilk or pee. In fact, taste the gasoline and you will find that this gasoline has lemony, woody notes and a finish reminiscent of vanilla pudding pops. The station also accepts money as payment. You will not have to perform lascivious acts of any kind to get your gas here.”
“I love the people here. They are always really nice and helpful. They always suck your groceries. They still carry them out to your car if you ask wonderful wonderful people wonderful customer service.”
“A smaller Walmart compared to the ones in Wichita. Seems more organized than any of the others I've shopped at. Also seems cleaner too. I really like shopping here when I'm in Augusta getting a bite to eat.”
“The woman that helped me was Rebecca Robinson. She was very helpful and knowledgeable. I really enjoyed my experience with her. Friendly person. I felt like I was welcome there. The other Walmarts I have been to I felt like I was disturbing them. I felt like family with Rebecca Robinson such a nice person”