“I was strolling down the magnificent and large aisles just searching for the perfect can of moist Kelly's pork brains. As I was just minding my own business I stumbled upon a young lady maybe her mid 20's and a seemingly aged man possible early 1000's they were just talking as it seemed. As I neared I was in for a show she shoved him into the cans and started saying the most poetic words I've ever heard, "how dare you say your favorite food is pasta mine is tide pods and that's the only logical food source". I've never seen someone handle such a situation with beauty and grace he simply replied by... whaling like the 2 year old in the previous aisle I was in. I highly suggest coming here for everything. (Oh and do not worry I found the can on delicious moist pork brains)”
“Found what I needed. Wasn't too difficult. Had to deal with someone checking receipts, so if you don't like being suspected of theft without any probable cause, I wouldn't go here.”