Grocery Stores in Hazlet, NJ

“Heh-heh-heh! Hey there, pal! It’s me, Barney Rubble, and I just rolled my stone wheels over to this new place called Lidl in Hazlet! Fred told me it was like Bedrock’s version of a bazaar — only with fewer dinosaurs and way more fluorescent lights.

First thing I notice — no brontosaurus steaks. Not one! But they do got these things called “rotisserie chickens,” and boy, they smell so good I almost clubbed a guy in aisle five just to get the last one!

Everything’s shiny, cheap, and confusing — like if Mr. Slate opened a grocery mine. There’s signs everywhere with these weird prices like $3.29 — I keep thinkin’, “Just round it up, you cowards!” In Bedrock, we trade rocks for rocks. None of this decimal nonsense!

Then I see the bakery section — oh boy, Betty’s gonna kill me. I grabbed like six loaves of bread before realizing they’re all different kinds of carbs I can’t pronounce. “Ciabatta”? Sounds like a prehistoric bird! “Baguette”? Isn’t that what Wilma uses to poke Fred when he snores?

The cashiers, though — speedy! No yabba-dabba waitin’ in line. The girl scanned my stuff so fast, I thought she was powered by a tiny pterodactyl on espresso. I blinked and suddenly I owed her $72 and had three reusable bags I don’t remember buying.

Final thoughts? Lidl’s kinda like if a Bedrock quarry and a modern market had a baby — and that baby had great deals on cheese.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — Five rocks outta five!
Would shop again — but next time, I’m bringin’ Fred. He’s got the bigger club card.”

“Really nice assortment of groceries. You never know what will be there, but you always find something worth buying. Very courteous staff as well and super clean.”

“I have shopped here weekly for over 4 years. They’re consistent and usually well stocked. Their cashiers are always friendly to us- my kids love going along to see our “aldi friends””

“cool shop +1 pointgood customer service +1 pointgood quality food +1 pointthe sell my favorite nuggies +10 points MY NUGGIES the ambiance is cool +1 pointmy cousin works there +5 points this ShopRite is the best! i go there every day for my nuggies a message from my cousin that works there:64209”

“A local food store with good prices I just finished putting away everything from my shopping spree 75 items for $194.38 and yes it includes 5 packages of meat, a shrimp ring, and tons of other things actually I thought it was was going to be a lot more.
However there are a few things that they don't carry anymore that I liked making me have to choose alternative brands and those are smaller sizes and such.”