“My friend told me to meet him at the QuickChek in Florida, and I said, “Dude, that’s like 1,000 miles from New York,” and he said, “Dude, like no, it’s literally 10 miles away,” and I said, “Dude, like no way, they fly planes there because it’s so far,” and he said, “Dude, trust me, like put this address in Waze,” and I said, “Dude, like okay, but you better not send me on a 20-hour road trip,” and he said, “Dude, you’re crazy, just follow the directions and drive,” and so I did and it literally took 15 minutes like what even happened. This place is like in a black hole or something scientific like that. So like 5 stars for transporting me through space and time but like my friend was like an hour late but it was cool I got some snacks.”
“Spent months looking for a designer for my kitchen, which I am dying to remodel. No one seemed to be able to capture what I was envisioning. But one trip to Roe Brothers and one meeting with Jerry Lounsbury and I had exactly what I wanted, (and a budget number I could afford.) If you wish to explore options for a renovation, stop by Roe Brothers first. It will save you time and money.”