“A nice selection with very good pricing and if he doesn't have it he can get it also the staff is great Nick and Brandon will hook you up and Santos is a pleasure doing business with”
“I bought bad and mattress, queen size, for my daughter room! Now she is the queen of the world. Price was really good, they helped us to choose mattress. Delivered on time, assaulted in 10 minutes! All recommendations!!! You will not regret to work with them!”
“They have so much here from housewares to decorations to chips to to shampoo to drinks to ice cream. Nice staff and free parking that's diagonal right in front for 90 minutes. Also next to a little shopping mall w Mexican ice cream and Mexican restaurant.. and a few blocks from the Pink CTA line. Plus I love it that they had 2 for $1 Doritos!! It saved my belly from hunger today while doing errands. Thank you. But the lady staff assumed I was stealing it and walking out without paying bc I guess she wasn’t paying attention to her coworker or didn’t bother to ask him if I already paid. I had a receipt in hand so I had prooof but she could have asked her coworker first before accusing me of walking out without paying the $1.11 for the 2 Doritos :-) that were boldly held for all to see bc I paid for them.”
“Hark! What light through yon sliding doors doth break?
’Tis Target, fairest emporium, where treasures sleek
And bounteous wares do stir the soul awake!
No common mart, but Eden’s aisle-strewn creek.
Behold, good gentles—neatly stacked, arrayed—
Apparel, gadgets, provender, and more!
Each shelf a sonnet, every price displayed
Doth sing of bargains fit for prince or poor.
The noble clerks, with smiles as bright as morn,
Assist with grace, their patience ne’er undone.
“Pray, where dwells toothpaste?”—lo, they guide, unworn
By queries trite. Such chivalry! Such fun!
E’en cursed self-checkout, oft a mortal’s bane,
Here hums with ease, like lutes’ sweet, lulling strain.
The Red Circle, that crimson orb of lore,
Bestows rewards! (Aye, coupons galore.)
No serpent’s tongue here, lurking to deceive—
But honest deals that Adam would believe.
O, linger longer! Peruse the seasonal display:
Gard’ning tools! Pool noodles! Goblins’ garb for May!
Then, parched, make haste to Starbucks’ hallowed shrine,
Where pumpkin brews in compostable cups shine.
Yet mark me well: though crowds may swarm like bees,
The queue’s swift demise doth put the mind at ease.
Forsooth, I say to thee, abandon all other markets!
Let Walmart weep, let Amazon’s drones drop packets.
Here, joy and convenience wed in blissful trance.
Five stars? Nay, seven! (Were that heaven gave the chance.)
TL;DR (In Tongue Less Flowery, Yet Sincere):
Clean store, great prices, staff kind as summer’s day. Target rocks. 10/10. Would “add to cart” again.”
“AMAZING PLACE TO SHOP. EVERYONE HERE IS SUPER FRIENDLY AND OWNER IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP HIS CUSTOMERS OUT. GREAT PRICES AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU CAN FIND EVERYTHING AT HIS STORE.”