Department Stores in Covington, WA

“Marshalls and HomeGoods has got to be one of my favorite stores on the planet. As long as you show up with a pocket full of fake hundreds, there's good times to be had.

Don't commit any crime, don't try to make any actual purchases, you just take the fake hundreds and hide them around the store in various places; inside vases, stash some in those little holders for your toothbrush that you put in the bathroom. Hell, my personal favorite is to just drop them on the floor and wait.

Wait for middle-aged white women to spot them from afar, slowly creep up and act like they didn't see it, but then slowly kind of put their foot over it and then pick it up, only to find out its just fake Monopoly money that you bought next door at Party City. Nothing brings me quite as much joy as seeing a small child find what they think is probably more money than they've ever seen in their life inside a vase at Marshalls, run joyfully up to their parents with a smile, just to be laughed at, and have their whole world shattered in an instant. Sorry Timmy, no new Fortnight skins for you!

Best part is, everybody just throws the money back on the floor after their day has been ruined, and the cycle begins anew! When you're finally done laughing at everyone else's misfortune, You just collect your fake cash, walk back to Party City and return it! It's a free afternoon of fun! As long as you don't buy anything, cuz everything in here is gaudy and awful and expensive. It's basically the Cafe Rio of furniture/ clothing stores. I mean, you walk in there thinking it's going to be fun but then they just don't open the door for you on New Year's so you don't really know what the food tastes like. But you can damn well be sure that you're going to tell everyone else that it's terrible because the service was terrible and forget you guy that just gave me the cold shoulder that day. I still see you, standing there, sweeping nothing, acting like you don't see me.

Marshalls does do a solid deal on a shirt every now and again.

5/5 people think they slick, when they're picking up money that ain't theirs”

“Shout out John and Dan!
I come monthly with Amazon returns and get something from time to time.
Today’s visit was a stand out of customer service with John greeting me as I walked through, Dan at the Amazon return desk, and then John again at check out.
Both were super friendly and pleasant, I actually enjoyed my visit.
So great job to them and being a great example of great customer service for your team and for your customers.
I’d hire them in my own store in a heartbeat!
Great job gentleman! Hope you get celebrated at work!”

“I love shopping at the dollar tree, bust since the prices are going up… please change the name and start with a better quality of product. Please try to have more cashiers on Fridays and the weekends.”

“This year there garden section is completely stunning. They really stepped it up or hired a new person to work the section because it has drastically made a huge upgrade!”

“This is definitely one of the cleaner Wal-Marts I've been to and has the basics, but wish it was a Super-Center. They have all the essentials and even a Sub-Way, but not being able to get produce, Deli food, etc makes it a less likely stop for me.”

“Went to get milk and butter and bread well they seamed to have a refrigerator problem so there was no butter. Saved some dollars on specials 3 lbs bacon normally 16.99 payed 3.99 no bad ?”

“Somewhat recently remodeled...which means I can't find anything. Like many other Freddy's, they've decided to put their alcohol into its own area with a register just for alcohol purchases...while still having things tucked behind cases. If you want beer you can take that up to the regular register with your grocery. The other stuff? I don't buy it here anymore unless it's on a really good sale (which actually happens!) Fred Meyer has all the things that you'd expect to find at a grocery store. Interestingly enough I can find things at Auburn that I can't find at other Freddy's, but this store doesn't appear to have anything special that I can't get else where. Overall it gets the job done nicely and the prices are pretty on par with the rest of the grocery stores. I like the fact that they're starting to use doors for the cold sections. It's Earth friendly and I'm basically a lizard, so I enjoy not freezing as badly!”