Department Stores in Chalmette, LA

“friday, april 11th at dusk - my first time visiting this location: very clean, with everything i wanted nicely on display.

i got some white bread, which made a nice crispy toast to go with my evening wine; i generally prefer wheat, but none was available… there were about 20 loaves left after my departure.

i got carried away and grabbed a box of 20-30 assorted slim jims. i don’t eat meat, but my cat does. he’s not a fan of slim jims as they come, so i halved one longways, cut it into little bits, boiled them for 5-10 minutes to soften and remove some of the salt, drained them, and then cooled to room temp before serving a small fraction of the outcome. geoffrey (the cat) was pleased with his treat! at 1/week, he’ll ideally have his treats covered through august, but probably the rest of the year considering how often I buy him tuna?.

anyway, some of the slims were tabasco flavored/too spicy for geoffrey no matter what. stay tuned for a second hand update on the tabasco slim jim gumbo i expect to make in the near future. not too soon tho because slim jims are literal garbage food.”

“Had the best time in checkout today helped most expeditiously. He was on point and did an awesome job while joking a bit... he should get a raise along with a promotion. The most money I've ever spent in one trip and the fastest I've ever been through a line. The terminal number #29798607 on 07/18/2024 @ 15:54:13. Please send him my appreciation for his time and effort in this case. Thank you.”

“Had the best time in checkout today helped most expeditiously. He was on point and did an awesome job while joking a bit... he should get a raise along with a promotion. The most money I've ever spent in one trip and the fastest I've ever been through a line. The terminal number #29798607 on 07/18/2024 @ 15:54:13. Please send him my appreciation for his time and effort in this case. Thank you.”